alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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flowury:

dafadills:

mymodernmet:

Napkin Notes by Garth Callaghan

A 44-year-old father with terminal cancer writes 826 notes on napkins to pack with his daughter’s lunches for everyday she has class, through high school.

this made me cry haha

Frick

divine-rite:

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THIS

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

agonyandagony:

HARRY STYLES’ INABILITY TO DISGUISE HIS SUFFERING BECAUSE IT’S TOO COLD AND SOMEONE TOOK ALL HIS EXPENSIVE COATS AWAY AND HE’S BUT A GRUMPY LITTLE BABY WHO JUST WANTS SOME COCOA AND FOR HIS P.A. TO GO BACK TO SWADDLING HIM WITH SEVEN BLANKETS WHILE MAKING SOOTHING NOISES IS ONE OF THE FEW NATURAL WONDERS LEFT IN THIS WORLD

ludicrouscupcake:

babblingbug:

(Bunnies and Sunshine)

Easter is coming up! And it’s a terrible time for pet store bunnies!

Rabbits are marketed as “easy”, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!

What’s more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they don’t deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if they’re on their own and don’t receive enough attention; and if they’re bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!

They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!

They’re a big responsibility!

This Easter, Make Yours Chocolate!

BUNNY SAFETY SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE BUNNIES ARE IMPORTANT

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

barfemoji:

#*in the arms of an angel plays in the background*

2011-2014

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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"You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago."
Grow every second (via lofticriess)
"In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me."
10 Word Poem" series - #31 (via headonyourchest)
  • Hannibal Lecter: *frames Jack Crawford*
  • Jack Crawford: *arrests self*
  • Jack Crawford: How could I have missed it…
  • "Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?"
    Danielle LaPorte (via double-fierce)

    dommelouis:

    harry she died four years ago

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