If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
  • lovetahanaeee:

    this movie is still a classic

    missmollypond:

    GUYS GUYS GUYS

    GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

    SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

    WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

    ileftmyheartindixie:

    Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

    Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

    blond-o-sonicscrewdriver:

    papermategirl:

    hi:

    I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

    image

    Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

    I guess he’s just Mr Kr now

    tampontampoff:

    whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

    ruinedchildhood:

    has this been done yet

    
Favorite. 
This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.

    Favorite. 

    This is how I imagine you would feel at this moment, like the rest of the world is frozen and it’s just you two; together for what would seem like forever.

    huffingtonpost:

    HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

    "All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

    If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

    For her full rant watch the video here.

    mostly-jensen:

    HAPPY 2014 EVERYONE

    Sincerely, THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM

    snuggydean:

    mishasminions:

    ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN SUPERNATURAL

    IS WHEN THEY SHOW DEAN AND CAS SHARING THESE AWKWARD “WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON BETWEEN US” MOMENTS

    AND THEN THEY CUT TO SAM

    sam is me.

    Harry missing the rail like a dumbass. (x)

    Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

    nishlo:

    but the real question is has nemo found himself